Mm…. I think I wwant to keep her as a pet…

My, I am awway for a perigee and I am greated wwith the site of you little… “followwers.”

Regardless; wwelcome to the page of the Orphaner Dualscar.

Alloww me to redirect you to my slavve, my Queen, my Princess, and my pathetic descendent.

((WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING HERE. I HAVE NO MUSE. HI. WHAT ARE YOU GUISE DOING HERE.))

Hello, ladies and fine gentlemen.

Look at your matesprit, now back to me.

Now back at your matesprit, now back to me.

Unfortunately, your matesprit isn’t me, but if he stopped using pissblood body wwash and switched to smelling like a Highblood, he could smell like he’s me.

Look dowwn, back up, wwhere are you?

You’re on my ship wwith the man your matesprit could smell like.

WWhat’s in your hand, back at me.

I havve it. It’s an oyster wwith twwo tickets to that thing you lovve.

Look again, the tickets are noww jewwels.

Anything is possible wwhen your man smells like a highblood and not a pissblood.

I’m on a hoofbeast.

….

<3<

*chokechokechoke*

WWEEEEEH.

<3<

nosuchthingasscurvvy:

wwrathfulaquarius:

nosuchthingasscurvvy:

oh uh

hi ky

u up?

Hi Oli.

I up.

kissy

Kissu.

nosuchthingasscurvvy:

oh uh

hi ky

u up?

Hi Oli.

I up.

masterofthetide:

“im goin to cut through all the bullshit i wwant to join the academy and your journals just arent tellin me shit about it” he takes a sit across from him leaning back in his chair “you may be a pathetic douche but that doesnt mean bein a orphaner is any less of a noble job and i GUESS you survvivved that academy so i havve to givve you that” he plays with his wand blasting a empty bottle absently as he tosses a worn leather bound journal on the table

he sips the tea and makes sure not to flinch only giving off a aura of indifference even if he was asking him for pretty much a favor and he was nervous about it he felt needed to appear brave and in control he had made sure his appearance was immaculate so that he would look in control his eyes are just starting to fill in with purple

“so wwhat do you say then wwill you tell me about it and more importantly wwill you vvouch for me ivve heard the only wway to get into the academy is either the empresses favvor or you havve to havve a orphaner vvouch for you an i wwant to brin glory to my name an sign so one day wwhen i havve a fuckin descendant provvided they arent wweak as all fuck theyll havve a sign wwith some honor to it”

Your lips quirk into a smirk and you shake your head. “You could not last a day in the academy. Howwevver… Allowwing you to try it wwould not be too difficult.” You swallow another swig of rum before putting the glass on the table, reaching for the leather bound journal.

“Of course this journal wwould tell you nothing about my days at the academy as a cadet. This journal is from my early days as an Orphaner. I did not muse often on my days there.” You toss the journal on to your hammock of a bed.

“The Orphaner Academy is a vvery stern place of practice. You wwill be taken from your friends and family, and taken to the sea. Inside of the sea, on this ship, you wwill be trained wwith dozens of other young soldiers. The wwomen wwill be the leaders and you wwill do as they tell you. Should you disobey, they wwill dangle you off of the port boww and wwill bait you to sharks. 

Continued disobedience is frowwned upon and you are throwwn off of the decks into the wwater. Once that occurs, you are dead unless you are a seadwweller. My vvouching for you wwill only do so much.” You turn to him, eyes narrowing.

“Should any complaint arise, I wwill personally see to it, from the Operators of the academy, that you are punished in the most sevvere of wways. Do you understand the conditions before I continue on?”

(Source: wwrathfulaquarius)